To honor my fifth year of sobriety, I am posting the first chapter of one of my "#blognovels", Drunkstory, written in 2009 and first published on the original WhenWordsCollide blog on Xanga. (unsecured link) I wrote three chapters, and I plan on, if not actually finishing the work, at least writing a few more chapters for inclusion on this, the new iteration of WhenWordsCollide. So without further ado, ahem, here we go: Chapter One: Sure, I Buy the Stuff All The Time. The sun